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lizardism

Cult or Religious following of the almighty and ever graceful Lizard.

"Man, that dude is hard into Lizardism."

"Yeah i am considering becoming a Lizardist."

by Viva La Lizard December 2, 2013

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lizard

"Truck Stop Whores"

Trucker: I usually donโ€™t find lot lizards out in the wild.

Dennis: Iโ€™m a little behind on my trucker terms, a lot lizard would be aโ€ฆ

Trucker: โ€ฆA lizardโ€ฆyou know...truck stop whores.

Trucker: Back in the day, hell, I wouldโ€™ve let you turn me into Swiss cheeseeeโ€ฆMake me into a mailbox. Open the slot and put whatever you want inside!

by jman22 March 27, 2013

170๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


lizard

womans pussy, cunt, southern slang for clit.

damn, that girl has a big lizard.

by randall March 22, 2003

832๐Ÿ‘ 287๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lizard

A nickname for Mark Zuckerberg

person 1 Yo, whats the news on the lizard?
person 2 Last I heard he was testifying in court for succing data.

by Malaria mike April 15, 2018

80๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lizard

A magical creature typically found in a desert, in trees, or on the ground. They typically perform magic when they aren't around civilization and prefer to perform their skills in a hidden dark area like a small cave. They do not like when people interfere by lifting a roof or moving their habitat in which they perform their magic, but instead they completely stop magic in a split second and make themselves look like a basic lizard to the human eye.

I moved this rock off of a few other ones and I saw a lizard run out!

by Killercoke2 October 11, 2020

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lizard

Someone who acts weird as fuck and is not acting like a normal human.

Yo stop acting like a fucking lizard, bro.

by Pdidudusuudusududud October 16, 2018

32๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lizard

Lazy turd

Put your dumbbells back after your workout, you lizard!

by goergisn November 21, 2019

18๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž