LME

LME stands for the three stages of masturbation. The 1st stage which is L, stands for Lubricate. The 2nd stage M, for Masturbate and the Final stage E, for Ejaculate.

Bob: Hey Johnny. What you up to tonight bro?

Johnny: Nothing much man. I'm just gonna stay home and LME.

Bob: Legalize Marijuana Exchange?

Johnny: No silly. I'm gonna LUBRICATE my penis. Then i'll log on to Spankwire and MASTURBATE. When i feel i'm about to cum, i'll EJACULATE.

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LME

LME means Leck Meine Eier. Leck Meine Eier means have a nice day in german slang.

komm gut nach hause LME...

Lme

Let me explain

Babe trippin: ahh ooh ehhh ahh u mfer aaaah fuck you asshole aaaahh
Guy: babe lme

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fi(lme gu)cken

a german phrase for "watching movies" while "filme" is "movies" and "gucken" is watching. but if you erase everything in the ( ... ), then it says "ficken" and that means "fucking".

bf: hey you wanna come over "Fil(me gu)cken"?
gf: yea sure, which movie will we *not watch* this time?

OR

A: damn i was "Fi(lme gu)cken" with Jenn yesterday. Can't even remember the first 10 minutes. great sex.