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The act of trying to put ones semen back into one's self after ejaculating to something they are ashamed of.
After cumming to a picture of Nicholas Cage, Sam was seen loading the musket.
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The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.
I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! The ensuing infection will surly cost her!
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The act of female mastubation.
When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.
Another name for Kids in Sandbox, the sexual practice of ramming a foreign object into a man's penis for sexual pleasure. Named so for the way a musket is loaded by ramming the shot and gunpowder down the barrel, before rifles and magazines came into play.
"Even thinking of that video of the chick loading the musket makes my penis sad."
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When you take a release fecal matter into a girl's vagina and shove it in with your penis.
Dude, I couldn't come over last night because I was busy loading a musket
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metaphor for anal sex, but the kind that really packs it in there, you know the kind that will probably have some sort of explosive finale
Dude, I totally want to stick it in that girl's ass..
I dunno, bro, she looks too uptight, if you tried it'd probably be like loading a musket, after you pullout she's gonna shart all over the place
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An extremely vigorous and/or hurried handjob.
(Walking into an Asian massage parlor)
Hi I've only got 15 minutes until I need to be back at work - how much to skip the massage and just load my musket?