Loamy

A description of a person who is equally hot, cute, and handsome/beautiful. Developed from the “Loam Model of Attractiveness” which charts people based on whether they are perceived as cute, hot, or handsome/beautiful much in the way soil is determined using proportions of sand, silt, and clay, with loam at the center of the chart indicating a healthy mix of all three.

Person 1: Did you see that person? They were attractive as hell!
Person 2: I know! They were soooo loamy.
Person 1: *drools*

Loamy

A loose, chunky desert soil condition caused by rain.

After the storm, we went dirt riding at Jawbone, and the weather was clear, but the soil was loamy.

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