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Originally thought to be the bridge between platonic and amorous relationships, the term Loganic was originally coined as a measurement for the total fluids released during a Piss Baby Episode.
“You look a little shaken up, are you alright?”
“Dude I think I let out at least 13 Loganics on our date.”
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(adjective)
1. consensual sex between friends with absolutely no intention of a romantic relationship
2. another term for "friend with benefits"
"Neither of us are ready for a relationship, but the sex is pretty good. Lets keep it strictly loganic."
"We've never dated! It was strictly loganic the entire time!"
It is an incomprehensible entity. It cannot be stopped. If you see it, you have already died. You cannot bargain, you cannot run, you cannot hide. It is always approaching
OH FUCK, OH SHIT, IS THAT LOGAN? OH FUCK, TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM, GOODBYE GERALD, I’LL SEE YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE
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he has a absolute shlong dong and will rail you sister
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Big booty
Tall
Can’t tell if your blonde or brunette
Stupid
Can be smart
Smashes head
Definitely has a “9 inch peepee”
Complains
Needs to get a gf
Logan: I have no gf
No one cares
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So there's this guy named Logan, and he's really cool. He does strange things, like eat small children, but he's also really nice and a great friend. He may be the destroyer of universes, but his son Emerson, the destroyer of world's, still loves him. Logan is one of the best guys you'll ever meet and make sure to never insult him, because he will break your kneecaps with a blunt object.
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