The loli version of Hitler
You therapist said she never existed, but it is because he is working with the government
Lolitler wants you to get in her Panzer and help her to invade France
"LOLITL" stands for "Laughing Out Loud In The Library". It is an etymological expansion of the initialism "LOL", and enjoys similar usage. The use of "LOLITL" is, however, stronger than "LOL", in that it indicates a stronger physiological response to humor. Note, however, that the use of "LOLITL" is not limited as a reference to laughter taking place in a library, since it refers not just to the event of laughing, but to the concomitant disposition to laugh, where the disposition is so strong it would manifest even if one were in a library.
Person 1: "I don't understand why they include the vow 'to have and to hold' in wedding ceremonies. It's a spouse, not a Chia Pet."
Person 2: "LOLITL!"