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really hard and passionate making out. With tongue.
"Why were you guys gone so long?"
"We were long distance racing!"
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A strong emotional commitment to another who is far away and often beyond physical access most of the time.
This is something that requires a great deal of maturity and emotion. It is only ever effective in the case of lofty strong loving relationships. In many many cases people can be far too simple minded or immature to benefit from a long distance relationship. If some one is more interested in intimate physical contact with others than they are in emotional bonding than they should not and will not function in a long distance relationship. But if both partners are very serious about each other for reasons beyond physical it can be very worth it because in that situation, one may find it impossible to be satisfied with a replacement relationship.
Bub: Bob, why the hell are you in a long distance relationship with her?
Bob: Because I love her...
Bub: That's so lame. There's so many hot girls here and you can't do anything about it.
Bob: I care about a lot more than that.
Bub: Whatever... you candy ass.
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A relationship that is over distance. Although you two are very far apart and don't get to see each other often you talk every single day. This relationship can be very hard but it proves you love each other if you can still be together over distance.
They have a long distance relationship...so they don't get to see each other often.
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A term to describe two people who are more than friends, but due to certain circumstances cannot be dating who have a strong emotional commitment to one another but are far away and often beyond physical access most of the time.
Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc.
They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.
He and I have a long distance Lovership.
The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle
Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds
Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up
Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!
Having a relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to see eachother at all. It takes alot of time, energy and money, but it's sometimes worth it.
Me: Are you still with Ashley?
Him: Yeah, we're trying to make our long-distance relationship work.
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A long distance yawn occurs when a person takes a video of themselves yawning and sends it to someone else who proceeds to yawn after seeing it.
"Dude, take a video me yawning and text it to someone."
"What the fuck for?"
"Cuz then they'd yawn, itd be funny."
"A long distance yawn!"
"Exactly!"