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Long schlong

Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.

If Long Schlong knew how to use that thing, he would be the King Ding-a-ling

by The King1234 November 9, 2008

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Long Schlong

The most Mondo of all Dongs. A long Schlong is something utterly remarkable.

A 20 foot dildo.

*in bed*
Her: You have such a long Schlong!
Him: *penis grows to 20 feet*

by LONGERSCHLONG October 28, 2018

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Long Schlong

A big beaner

Wow that’s a long schlong you got there”

by oogaboogaboi November 14, 2017

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Long schlong telegong

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.

"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.

by gollomosh September 3, 2022


Long Schlong John

A person named John that has a particularly long schlong

Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday?
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!

by John McMenda July 28, 2020


long schlong silver

Long Jon silver's big shiny dick

He sure showed cernal sanders what it's like to get fucked by long schlong silver

by Ron relby January 29, 2015

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Playing the Long Schlong

When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.

bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”

bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”

bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”

bro 2: “Same tbh.”

by Priest Of The Niggadel August 8, 2022