longchamp

To expel feces while trying to be humorous by emitting gas from the anus.

He had to go home and change his underwear since he longchamped himself.

Longchamp

1. a french man/woman who is extremely attractive, with angular legs and curly hair.

2. a very distinctive type of laugh, usually associated with squealing, cackling, snorting, yelling, drawing attention to one's self, or covering one's mouth with one hand, while audibly laughing...and slapping the person in whom one is sitting next to

3. the quality of lacking basic storytelling skills
(so the other day...*laughs* it was so insert any adjective)

4. the characteristic in which causes one to cross the line of funny and awkward...every time given the opportunity

*people look questioningly at a short legged, curly headed, yet extremely attractive person*
person one: "they must be a Longchamp"

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