longevity

lasting a long time.

long or lasting duration of life

A tree's longevity is much greater than a human's.

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longevity

Big titties

my fat useless brothers named patrick suffers from longevity

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Longeve

lon·geve
/lôn-jēv/
𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦

very lengthy, big, or great. Can be used in basically any positive way. Like longevity, but better.

This bitch longeve.

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Longevity Biscuit

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.

I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!