One who takes a long time on the toilet pooping.
"As a longpooper I hate public toilets with an automatic light switch. The inventor really should have thought that shit through." -Miller-STGT
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Someone takes a long time to poop in the bathroom. ( Via Reddit)
Kevin: Why did you take so long in the toilet?
Nick: I'm a longpooper.
To be 'LongPoop' means that you are extremely dumb and don't care about anything. You have little or no friends. You like to give up on things.