lorbing

Lorbing is the act of writing several posts in a row in a forum, in a stream of consciousness, without waiting for responses from other posters.

bob: I just waxed my cat.
bob: Nice day out.
bob: Anyone else see that movie?
joe: Dude, cut it out, you're lorbing again.

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Lorb

a master mind. a person with knowledge. and power and great skills.

the Lorb uses his knowledge in history class.

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Lorbs

a state of blackout drunk. Includes, but is not limited to, fighting, crying, party-hopping, one (or two) night stands, and inexplicable bruising.

YO I WAS STRAIGHT LORBS STATUS LAST NIGHT

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Lorbs

A self-conscious feeling of ineptitude and emptiness, often brought about by social awkwardness, or social isolation in the presence of people, particularly strangers including ‘successful’ people and public transport users.

Waiting at the bus stop alongside the ten lane freeway gave me the lorbs

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Lorb

A dumb ass word Pat made

I am a member of lorb

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lorb

A misprint when you slide your finger the wrong way when trying to be loved

Hey! You! I lorb you!

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Lorb Shack

The song Love Shack as sang by Wagner, the slightly crazy Brazillian contestant on the seventh season of the UK TV talent show, the X Factor. For full effect it requires backing dancers and a bongo breakdown.

I know! Lorb shack! La la Lorb Shack!