Lost in the bush

when a womans vagina is really hairy and the mans penis cannot be seen when inserted

Tasha: Is it in?

Ollie: i dont know im lost in the bush..

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I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

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