Loughrey

'To do a loughrey'

This is a colloquial term from Coleraine, County Londonderry, Northern Ireland.

The phrase refers to a method of laughter; the perpetrator unveils the joke and proceeds to slap their leg. Simultaneously, the perpetrator adopts an inhuman grin, projects a dry hoarse laugh and scans the room with piercing, desperate eyes with the intention to induce laughter from at least one sympathetic person.

If the attempt is unsuccessful, the perpetrator must proceed to insult someone to cover up their failure.

Perpetrator: ''That's what she says''
Victims: ''Naw man''
Perpetrator: ''Well I'd shag Lyndsay Taggart''
Victims: ''Don't try to pull a Loughrey''

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The Loughrey

A (sexual/rape) maneuver whereby the victim is forced to engage in
sexual acts with small-medium sized animals, usually a cat, small dog or rodent, whilst the rapist stands over and watches to his desire.
The first "Loughrey" act was performed by and named after luke george loughrey, whereby he let loose his caged and crazed rodent "bollenger" on a helpless victim.

"Whatever you sick bastard tries do not attempt the loughrey maneuver"

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