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Low man


An individual who is the lowest man on the totem pole at his job and often is requested to do manual labor.

A man who works under or for a female dominated office; this man may have a normal position but is often requested to carry things or move boxes because he is a man. Often low men are persuaded to do work based on mass approval of the women of the office.

A low man is an interchangeable/non-descript man and often his boss will confuse his names with the names of other low men.

Lowman are typically ranked be seniority with the lowest man known as “Super Duper Low.”

Low men often get paid just enough so they don’t quit and are promised a hypothetical future of promotions that never come.

Low men often refer to each other in the friendly term “low man” or simply “low” as they have an unspoken code and are a part of the fraternal brotherhood.

Sir: “Where’s low man? Hey Lowman, where you been?

Lowman: Sorry sir, I was just changing the water at the water cooler.
What’s that? You need me to carry your brief case to your car?
No problem, can I……..

Sir: Hurry up; I need you to run an errand for me before you go home.

Senior Man (formerly a low man): Damn that low man is getting fucked.

by Motha Fuckin Low March 17, 2009

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HANG LOW-MANS

Breasts that are hanging very low..

Holy Crap! Do you see that lady over there not wearing a bra with those hang low-mans?

by Mister Maples January 5, 2012

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low man on the totem pole

Lowest person in the pecking order at work.

Bob's entry level job makes him low man on the totem pole.

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

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lowe-it man

Lowe it, or Lowe-it, man

Originated from London (yes the one in England/UK) and is a shortened variant of "Allow it" or "Allow-it, man".
The term is similar to the saying "Water off a ducks back" and is employed when one wants to let a slight or insult go, and not indulge or get involved in an argument with some inbred arse monkey that is:-
1) Too stupid to come up with an insult that might actually get a rise from you.
2) Or a total fucking hypocrite anyway, that no one takes seriously, ergo, you let their insult go, as it's meaningless from such a fuck tard anyway.

The "Lowe" rather than "Allow" is due to the London accent that contains a glottal stop.

It should be noted that the term really comes from UK, London based, inner-city black culture, and NOT from rich middle class boys who think they can cut it as a black youth in the UK.

So here is a crap of how "Lowe it" or "Lowe-it man" should be used.
example:-
Slag-Hoe -

"Oi, man, your trainers are well out of date, init, man"
You:-
"Y-e-e-a-a-a-h, Lowe it, man."
(As the Slag-Hoe is a jobless single mother on benefits with more kids than a football team and a is probably carrying a few SDIs for good measure.)

by Dizzy butthole November 7, 2013

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low-rent man cave

The area in your house that your wife allows you to hang out with your friends, listen to music, drink, smoke and generally cut-up and be loud and obnoxious. Usually the garage.

On Saturday nights my buds and I meet over at Walkers low-rent man cave, his converted tool shed, to smoke, drink, laugh and raise hell amongst the lawn mower, weed eater and yard implements. We listen to a football game or find a bluegrass station on his parents 1971 Magnavox AM/FM/Clock Radio using a straightened clothes hanger as an antenna. All of the furniture is from yard sales or picked up off the side of the road.

by bullet88 October 1, 2010

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