Lulul

when you laugh so hard a little bit of semen comes out.

The zombie just fell down the stairs again lulul.

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lulul

used through text;

1. when someone says something meant to be funny & it’s really not, but you still need to respond so they aren’t left on read

2. when someone is talking about things you don’t necessarily care about, or understand

him: she straight up dropped dead, yo!
me: lulul

lulule-mom

A middle aged woman with kids still trying to get teenage and senior attention alike that always looks ready to go to pilates or hot yoga.

Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives an Acura MDX to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
See also “resting LLM face”

That lulule-mom clearly doesn’t know she’s in her 40’s. It’s kinda creepy the way she puts herself on display for attention. So sad that no one taught her how to have self-esteem in different ways than dressing like an aerobics instructor. I mean seriously, who even dresses like that and expects to get taken seriously.