luncheon meat

a big, sloppy pussy

Steve said he pulled down her pants and it looked like luncheon meat.

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Luncheon Meat Curry

Something mildly awful.

Well the taps don't work and the neighbors smell like cheese. It's a bit of a luncheon meat curry.

Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

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luncheon meat truncheon

The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.

All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.

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luncheon meat dungeon

A Vagina of a woman packed with luncheon meat truncheon

Man what a fucking tight luncheon meat dungeon your mom has.

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