The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.
All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.
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One who hails from the countryside, commonly used to refer to farmers, though the person in question does not necessarily have to be a farmer to be a bog hopper.
"Mickey Joe is a smelly bog hopper."
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Used to describe someone from Dublin, typically used by muck savages from Cork with their grating, whining accents.
"Anto is a fuckin' jackeen bai."
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A variant of the commonly known Dublin skanger, knacker and scumbag. Many specimens like to wear baseball caps with razor sharp creases in the peak, perched precariously as high as possible on their head, which is entirely shaven except for the fringe. Pathetic looking fluff above the upper lip is a sought after characteristic in a scobe. The latest in Reebok, Nike and Adidas apparel - often fake or stolen - can be usually seen hanging off a scobe.
Look at the tracksuit on that fucking scobe.
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The sodomized remnants of popular community-built website, tvtome.com.
CNet are a bunch of cunts that took over tvtome and sodomized it, leaving us with the piece of shit that is tv.com.
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One who is a fucking twat, or vulgar slang for female genitalia.
He's a right geebag!
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An envelope containing faeces (shit), the primary purpose of which is to upset its recipient. Could be thought of as a harmless relation to the letter bomb. Sending one most likely constitutes mail fraud in most jurisdictions.
I sent a shitvelope to Jack Thompson because he is such a total, utter, fucking asshat.
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