majestic dangle

Majestic dangle is the biggest your dick can look without being confused for being hard. Majestic dangle is what you want in the locker room Or doctors office.

Taking a whiz...

/looks down

“Damn my D looks juicy as fuck”

/keeps whizzing

“YOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!”

//strut walks out of bathroom