a day where the hottest, sexiest, kindest, cutest, smartest people were born on. if you have friend that were born on may 13th you better not loose themππ
a: dude have you seen her?
b: yeah. she probably was born on may 13th
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the day where you can say anything you want about anyone right to there face without saying no offence.
person 1: hey dude today is may 13th if you say anything about anyone you don't have to say no offence
person 2: your ugly
person 1: oh
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National Hold your crushes hand day
βHey wanna hold my handβ
βEw noβ
βBut itβs May 13th πβ
βOh well in that case πβ
Give youβre bf love and affection and maybe head if she consents!
Girlfriend-Babe itβs May 13th i love you so much lemme suck youβre dick
the bitches who have the best birthday which is tomorrow
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May 13th is the day you meet someone that is special to you. That person will help you through out your life and be there for you in time of need. They are very sensitive and kind. You don't wanna lose them. They can be either your best friend or worst enemy. Just having them around in your life makes you feel happy and amazing, but losing them is one of the worst feelings in the world.
When did you meet Ilma?
May 13th
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Drink plenty of water day. Please remember to stay hydrated every day, but especially today!
Yesterday I drank water because I was thirsty and hydration is important. Today I'm drinking water for those reasons but also because it's May 13th
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