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may 13th

a day where the hottest, sexiest, kindest, cutest, smartest people were born on. if you have friend that were born on may 13th you better not loose themπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

a: dude have you seen her?
b: yeah. she probably was born on may 13th

by railmeharrystylespleasee March 24, 2021

23πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


may 13th

the day where you can say anything you want about anyone right to there face without saying no offence.

person 1: hey dude today is may 13th if you say anything about anyone you don't have to say no offence

person 2: your ugly
person 1: oh

by i am weeb and idiot November 9, 2019

41πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


May 13th

National Hold your crushes hand day

β€œHey wanna hold my hand”

β€œEw no”

β€œBut it’s May 13th πŸ˜β€

β€œOh well in that case πŸ˜β€

by drekalisous May 11, 2022


May 13th

Give you’re bf love and affection and maybe head if she consents!

Girlfriend-Babe it’s May 13th i love you so much lemme suck you’re dick

by pussydestroyer2012 May 11, 2022


May 13th

the bitches who have the best birthday which is tomorrow

may 13th is such a good day

by hotpocketsock May 12, 2021

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


May 13th

May 13th is the day you meet someone that is special to you. That person will help you through out your life and be there for you in time of need. They are very sensitive and kind. You don't wanna lose them. They can be either your best friend or worst enemy. Just having them around in your life makes you feel happy and amazing, but losing them is one of the worst feelings in the world.

When did you meet Ilma?
May 13th

by aNaToMiCaLL March 17, 2021

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


May 13th

Drink plenty of water day. Please remember to stay hydrated every day, but especially today!

Yesterday I drank water because I was thirsty and hydration is important. Today I'm drinking water for those reasons but also because it's May 13th

by Freshlybakedsadness May 13, 2021

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