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May 5th is flip off that bitch who won’t stop being a bitch just because she hates your gut
Fuck you for being a bitch!! It’s May 5th and I’m finally telling you you’re a bitch🖕🖕🖕
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On May 5 you bow down to the king/queen that was born on that day.
Jim( walks in classroom
Jim: dude what are y’all doing
Teacher: shhh, it’s May 5
Jim: why is everyone on the ground.
Teacher: security
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Appreciate every good person in your life day!
Tell all the people you love just how much you love and appreciate them.
Grandma it’s May 5 so I wanted to call you to tell you how much I love you.
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If you are born on this day, you are most likely the normal height for your age, with a lot of interests and talents. Your also funny, normally with a big friend group, and sometimes shy. Most of the time you hang out with other funny people. You love to try new things and are especially talented in the musical area.
Person: Hey what are you doing?
A person that was born on May 5: just trying new things!
Person: wow your really good at that! Did you just start doing that?
Person that was born on May 5: yeah!
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It’s May 5 go up to your crush and ask for his hoodie🙃
Girl:”can I have your hoodie it’s may 5.”
Boy:”sure.”
Girl:”thanks”
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This is National Grumio day, you have to bring your biggest spoon everywhere you go to show your support to Grumio.
Omg its May 5! Time to get my spoon.
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When the best bad bich was born and it is the best cuz I was born AND that’s on PERIOD
Me im the bad bitch that was born on may 5 th thats on PERIODT
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