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A guy who has a serious hard on and has his cock at absolute zero. Whenever he’s about to shoot his load, his cock will take 5 minutes to thaw out. If he gets hard during shooting his load, his cum will be frozen solid along with his dick
Stacey: It’s hard for me to give you blow when you have a metal pipe
John: I’m sry I think I may have a serious condition
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when the metal pipe falls over it goes something like:
dhagdhdhhahdhwjduuuun
person 1: BRO WATCH OUT THAT METAL PIPE BOUTTA FALL
person 2: AH HELL NAH I DIDNT WATCH IT
the falling metal pipe from across the room: dhagdhdhhahdhwjduuuun
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either its short and undesirable or long and hard and desirable
this is SUCH a LONG HARD AND FIRM metal CVC pipe