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WHILE SLEEPING AND WANTING TO WAKE UP YOUR PARTNER, YOU QUICKLY FIRE A FINGER INTO YOUR PARTNERS ANUS CAUSING THEM TO BECOME STARTLED CAUSING THEM TO TURN TOWARDS YOU, AT THIS POINT YOU QUICKLY DRAG YOUR FINGER ACROSS THERE UPPER LIP, YELLING OUT AN OLE.
THIS MORNING MY BOYFRIEND REFUSED TO GET UP SO I QUICKLY GAVE HIM A MEXICAN SUNRISE, SURPRISNGLY HE LIKED IT AND PRETENDED TO FALL ASLEEP AGAIN.
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A "drink" made with water, lemon/lemon juice, and a fuck load of tobasco sause. It can be ordered anywhere as long as you have these ingredients and a group of guys fooling a friend
Hey Pierre! Try some of this mexican sunrise!
A mexican sunrise sees you shitting on the toilet first thing in the morning, usually with a burning asshole
Boy, I had a real Mexican Sunrise after eating all that Tabasco pepperoni!
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When you wake up naked with your best friends girlfriend or wife. One wakes up dehydrated, hung over, and the feeling of regret from having drunken sex with his best friends girl.
Zakaria woke up to nice mexican tequila sunrise. He had to get laid.
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