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Loving , hospitable, peaceful people who work hard and are fun to party with. They have contributed uber much to the fields of medicine,mathematics, music,poetry,architecture, and philanthropy. Their diet is one of the healthiest and most delicious in the world.Come in all different styles, dark haired to blond. Clever and discerning, yet sometimes a bit too hung up on themselves. Yeah , well, they continue to influence the world. Great dancers:)
"You eating tabouli?", "Yeah - from the Middle Eastern Deli"
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when you hold the lip of the lighter and through at the ground making it explode
middle eastern that shit
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When having unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman in doggy position, the male pulls out just before reaching climax and ejaculates into his hand. He then says the girl’s name causing her to turn around, at which point she is slapped on the face with a handful of cum
Guy #1: “So how was your date with Meghan last night?”
Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang”
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Kind and hospitable groups of people who come from the middle east. Ranging from Persians, Turks, Jews, Arabs, and others, the Middle East is a very diverse and varied place home to many cultures and religions, such as Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Irreligion and others. Racewise, most people from the middle east are Caucasians, although there are small minorities of Sub-Saharan Africans and East Asians in some areas.
Although many people in the middle east are modern people, yearning for freedom, the governments of the Middle East are corrupt and authoritarian, blocking any attempts at reform.
Home to great food and art, the middle east is the home of many technological and mathematics, for example, being the birthplace of modern algebra and the cradle of civilization. Middle Eastern people are very warm and kind and love a good party.
Have you ever been to a Lebanese party? Middle eastern people sure do know how to get turnt!
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When you catch a woman in the middle East driving or showing ankles you bury her half-way in the sand and start rolling boulders at her until she stops moving
We once saw a woman driving in the middle East so we started playing Middle Eastern Bowling with her
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The Middle Eastern Queue is when three people are having sex, standing up. And they are standing in the countries of Lebanon, Israel and Syria. And it's like a merry-go-round, you have to keep pushing and moving, while all three people are standing in a different country.
1. "Hey Susan, I just had sex in three different countries, at THE SAME TIME!" Susan: "You did The Middle Eastern Queue, you naughty boy!"
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When you are having anal sex and the person you are doing shoots you across the room with diarrhea.
"Dude she delivered the middle eastern mudslide with such grace, i felt as though i were sliding down a chocolatey road to heaven."
"That's disgusting."
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