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A method used my living cells to reproduce A sexually. A single mother cell is divided into 2 equal daughter cells with equal chromosomes, and other organelles such as the nucleus.
The cells reproduce by Mitosis.
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A theorized way that Asians reproduce. In this process, the asian begins to swell, and eventually splits in half into two separate entities. Rarely ever seen in public, this is the main reason why most Asians look nearly identical.
"Wow, that kid looks like he's about to go through mitosis!"
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this is a scientific penis. this is how you refer to a penis but scientifically.
friend: “hey isn’t that a mitosis?”
science teacher: “you were right! now class, a mitosis is the way of referring to a penis but scientifically.”
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What you say when a biologist steps on your foot.
What does James Charles say when a biologist steps on his foot?
“Hey! You stepped on mitosis!”
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Verb. Transitive.
Conveying properties or current conditions of your toes.
Examples:
1. So I'm walking through the Chicago streets barefoot in January and I says to myself "Damn, mitosis cold!"
2. When she saw me hanging from the branch upside down, she asked me how I could do that and I said "Mitosis very long".
3. Mitosis so smart. They explains cell division to me - in terms even I could understanding.
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When a groupchat splits off into a smaller groupchat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discrete than straight-up removing someone.
I knew Ben would be mad and confront us if we removed him from the groupchat, so we had a groupchat mitosis!