December 18th

National first kiss day!!

Are you starting to get in a relationship?
Already in one?
Looking for one?
WELL YOU BETTER FIND SOMEONE CUZ DECEMBER 18th IS A SPECIAL DAY!! A day for first kisses 😘

Hey, it’s December 18th... you know what that means? It’s national first kiss day!

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Groupchat Mitosis

When a groupchat splits off into a smaller groupchat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discrete than straight-up removing someone.

I knew Ben would be mad and confront us if we removed him from the groupchat, so we had a groupchat mitosis!

Shkoyach

A phase said by Jews, a way of saying “good job”. The real word is “yasher koach” meaning “May you have strength”. But it all gets shmoshed together and becomes “shkoyach!”

Jacob: **is given an Aliyah**

Everyone he walks past: Shkoyach! Shkoyach!

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The Shabbat Effect

Something that happens to Jews that are shomer Shabbat. Essentially, what happens is that because they can’t turn on/off lights on Shabbat, they become very hesitant of doing so during the week, and begin to always hesitate before flipping a light switch

Joseph: **reaches for light switch, then hesitates, then flips it**

Mendel: Why’d you just hesitate to turn on the lights?

Joseph: It’s the Shabbat effect.

Doup-chat

Short for “Duo group-chat”. A group chat where there are multiple members, but only two people actually talk on it and everyone just watches the convos and/or complains about all the notifications.

Deborah: *starts conversation

Nathan: *responds, continues conversation for another 210 messages
Rachel: OMG guys, over 210 notifications in 10 minutes!
Nathan: It’s not my fault that this has become a doup-chat!

Manischewitz

the reason why kids always go crazy on holidays with their family.

Dad: Here Mendel, try some wine we just said the bracha

Mom: Don’t give him wine, he’s only 8

Dad: don’t worry, it’s just Manischewitz.... get over here Mendel

Mendel: ok daddy. (Drinks wine)

20 minutes later... Mendel is running around the house chasing his cousins and throwing game pieces everywhere and can’t sit still to play the weekly shabbos board game with the fam.

J

A short, cool way for Jews to say JCC

Leo: yo Jake, wanna hit up the J before shabbus?

Jake: yeah sure bro, I’ve been working on my Lay-ups all week. But I gotta be home before 6 cuz my cousins are coming over.

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