MMCMM

my mom caught me masturbating

ME, oh yeah your a slut

MOM, hey put the lab top away
ME, oh shit
MOM, why is there cum all over the bed
ME, uhh thats spit

The next DAY
friend, hey did you see the new pornhub vid
me, yeah but MMCMM
friend, ahh shit that sucks

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