MOPD

MOP Disorder or Multiple Online Personality Disorder

A disorder affecting people who have a page on all the popular social networking sites.

In medical terms, a neurotic compulsion to create and maintain multiple online social network personae each of which becomes dominant and controls the behavior from time to time to the exclusion of the non-virtual personality.

I have like no idea what the weather was like today; I spent the whole day maintaining my MOPD—I guess I should embed a weather feed.

Mopde

Forcing yourself to have no sense of humour just so that you can pretend someone way cooler than you isn't funny, when he so totally is.

Brock: Man, look at this funny shit.

Moe: Hm. I felt my face initiate smirk mode, then give up.

Brock: Smirk mode... or smirk mopde?