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An impolite way of saying "American" (or a polite way of saying "Americunt") while wanting to project a sense to dislike towards that country and its inhabitants.
"Those Muricans think they can just push everyone around. What a bunch of arrogant imperialistic bastards!"
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The neo American who parrots the nightly news and preaches their exceptionalism. They are the laughingstock of the educated world.
muricans vote the two party system; Americans have outgrown the duopoly.
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a highly intelligent person from the south, and wears stars and stripes to bed
AY CLEETUS LETS GO GATOR HUNTIN' GET IN THE PICKUP AND ILL GET THE MOONSHINE! YEE HAW! WE ARE TRUE MURICANS!
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When cheeseburgers, guns and religion make a person or a country go full retard
Person 1: How's Anton doing over there?
Person 2: He's doing great! He got married to a stripper he knocked up, and shot his neighbor!
Person 1: Oh wow, he must have really Muricanized!
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Someone who exemplifies what it means to be a good, warm-blooded American.
These characteristics include, but are not limited to:
1. Usage of the First Amendment in the form of what some might perceive as slightly offensive memes. (only offensive if reader allows it to offend them- a revolutionary idea only drafted by true 'Muricans)
2. Has a love affair with the Second Amendment.
3. Enjoys activities like long walks to the bar and riding around shirtless in a lawn mower whilst guzzling a cold one.
A classic example of a 'Murican is as follows:
Woody James (Also known as Papa Woody or Woody Daddy)
Award-winning Nashville songwriter with lawn chairs and a blow up mattress as the primary seating in his apartment.
#WoodyJamesforPresident #Wevegotafriendinhim #'Muricaheckyeah! #GodblesstheUSA #baldeaglescreechingindistance (these hashtags also serve as a personification of 'Murican culture)
'Murican. Nuff Said.
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a highly intelligent southerner that wears stars and stripes to bed
AY CLEETUS LETS GO GATOR HUNTIN' GET IN THE PICKUP AND ILL GET THE MOONSHINE! YEE HAW! WE TRUE MURICANS!!!
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-- Noun. Pronounced (Murica' nizm).
(1) The belief that Muricans are superior in human character or ability to non-Muricans.
(2) Discrimination, prejudice, and hate expressed by Muricans against non-Muricans.
Synonyms: racist, proud boy, republican, MAGA, white trash, redneck, Christianity, Bible belt, unedumacated, Freedom Fries, Donald Trump.
Antonyms: Freedom, Liberty, Justice for all. Equality, peace, education, equal rights, equal pay, non-racist, Spiritual, kind, nurturing, trustworthy
Professor KKK goes on and on and on about so-called institutional racism, but in private conversation he demonstrates his own rigid Muricanism by expressing contempt for "crazy suicidal Arabs," "psychotic non-human reptilian Jewish Extremists," "heathen gays and libertarians in all them big city counties, up past the Walmart."
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