MY Brother!

Your brother. But not just your brother. YOUR brother! You can have many brothers, but you can only have one "MY Brother!".

Is important to not confuse "My Brother" with "MY Brother!". "My Brother" is one of your many brothers, but "MY Brother!" is YOUR brother.

Me: (to self) "I wish I had some carrots right now..."
Me: *looks at brother*
Brother: *activates Brother to Brother Connection*
Brother: "Here you go brother." *hands carrots*
Me: "MY brother! 😎👊"

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my brother

an annoying family member that cares about you so much that he ruins your life

I hate my brother

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My brother

Offensive inappropriate annoying family member who jokes at the worst time, but at the end of the day they’re fam and you love em.

My brother during a funeral -“mobamba mothertrucker”

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my brother josh

he blew himself up
and his 2 kids

heres my gas can, my brother josh, blew himself up, and his 2 kids.

My Brother and Me

1. A mid-nineties nickelodeon sitcom about an upper-middle class black family living in Charlotte, North Carolina. It only had a few episodes that were on re-run for years and the only white kid on the show was a nerd that everyone loved to hate.

"GOOOOOOOOO PUNCH....GOOOOO PUNCH"

"hit me, hit me, hit me!"

"Dont hold your brefth"

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My brother in Christ

what you call someone before you call them out on their problems/hypocrisy

My mom: I don't like all the cleavage you have.

Me: My brother in Christ, you gave it to me.

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My brother in Christ

Used to replace jokes containing the N-word

Dudes be like “Subway Sucks”
My brother in Christ you made the sandwich

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