wax my stick

Surfer slang for Give me a hand job

I went to this chick on the beach and said "Wax my stick bitch"(oh you know she did)

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shitting my stick

It is another way of saying "are you kidding"

Wife: my water broke
Husband: "are you shitting my stick"

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somebody ripped my stick

somebody ripped or stole your surfboard

first coined in the late seventys/ early eightys, made popular byt the surf punks in the song of the same name

whoah man, somebody ripped my stick, it was hella rad, im gunna kill that prick!

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gag on my stick

Choke on my penis.

"I want you to gag on my stick ;) "

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get off my stick

get off a penis
get outta my face or in my business

guy 1:"man, come on let me see your homework"
guy 2: "get off my stick" or " get off my motherfuckin long ass fat ass five dollar foot long ass dick(penis)"

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lit on my stick

give head

take a boy dick and put it in your mouth and suck on it like a lollypop.

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My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

Basically nicholas' life story

Nicholas: this is my life story:
My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

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