Mabed

To be owned, beaten, scored on, or defeated with no mercy. Usually occurs slowly at first, and then all at once. Most victims don't even know they've been hit until its too late. Side effects include losing your career, reputation, success with women, and general level of confidence.

"I want you to remember the one man who Mabed you" - The Dark Knight

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Mabed

To be pressured/tricked/manipulated into going somewhere with someone only to find that the individual's plans are treacherously boring and you have no way to get out.

Mabe: "Lets go to Charleston. I'll even drive for you"
Friend: "Yeah man that sounds great. I'll pack a bathing suit."

*Arrives in Charleston

Friend: "Lets stop by the bea.."
Mabe: "So many historical locations. Say, lets spend a few hours at the antique store/library"
Friend: Fuck, I totally got Mabed.

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Mabely

She is the kindest person in the world. She is loyal, lovable, wise, and funny. If you have a Mabely keep her in your life forever. Did i mention she is a great friend? she keeps secrets like if she was a vault. she is really bad at math but really good in science. she a unique and wonderful person to be with.

Mabely do you want to be my best friend?

Mabe

Mabe is to a Man as Babe is to a woman.

Lauren - Hey mabe what you want to do today?

Patrick - We could go work out babe.

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mabe

Short for maybe. Was founded by Sol & Jon.

Jon: lets have sex
Sol: mabe

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mabes

short for maybe. only to be used in a response to a question.

"are you coming over after work?"
"mabes, i gotta do laundry."

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mabes

Shortened version of maybe. Casual.

I'll mabes head out there later on if i feel up to it.

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