macram

A common name for stupid people and people who try be cool but fail to do it. People called macram also have a large thang and are proud to show it. The few words that descibe such a person will be brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, dull, dumb, dummy, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, laughable, loser*, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, out to lunch, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, shortsighted, simple, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thick-headed, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless

I've tasted a macram while he was inside me as his thang came out of my mouth

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Macram

A name befitting someone with the ability to have a great time. Often you will see someone with this name going out of their way to help a friend! Usually someone who is good with instruments, but often someone who finds him/herself with a bit of a messiah complex. A person you will want around if the world is ending. Someone who enjoys making people laugh.

Wow, that guy with the underground bunker and a handsome beard sure has a real Macram air about him.

macramed to the couch

verb. Extremely intoxicated or high to the point of non-movement.

After smoking an ounce of weed, John was macramed to the couch for eight hours.

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