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madsturbating

Masturbating while being a very mad bro to release some steam.

Madsturbating bro: Im so fucking pissed off right now that I need to go to the bathroom right quick for few minutes.

by 10 feet long penis November 18, 2010

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Madsturbation

The act of masturbating to vent anger. Usually practiced by teens who listen to Slipknot or Korn.

Madsturbation is widely frowned upon by the public, but it is a great way for weird kids to channel their hatred at their penises!

by Dillypoo November 4, 2009

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Madsturbated

When your partner or significant other is not putting out and you are angry because you have to masturbate instead of getting to have sex with them.

After 5 days of him making excuses to get out of sex, I took things into my own hands and madsturbated for hours.

by A-Lure September 13, 2017


madsturbate

an aggressive wank

Sam pissed me off had to go and madsturbate

by bapien October 5, 2020


Madsturbate

A term coined by Berkeley Dienes in 2018- it means when you need to let off anger through masturbation.

Jake had to madsturbate after hearing that his friend was talking to a thot.”

by Shiiiiiii June 2, 2018


Madsturbate

To be so angry that when you do your daily masturbating, you pound your testicles so that you ejac. blood. Originating in Germany.

After I was fired I just had to Madsturbate that night and my wife got a little bloody.

by WEINERDESTORIER69 May 27, 2015

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Madsturbation

The act of aggressively masturbating after becoming mad.

Tom got dumped so when he got home he had an intense session of madsturbation.

by Yeetdab June 11, 2017