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A mythical creature, often used in fantasy literature. Majestic unicorns are most commonly white and sparkly, with a large, phallic-like horn. Some have wings, although this particular breed is much more uncommon. All majestic unicorns are asexual; they have no reproductive organs and are conceived through sparkles, fairy dust and the dreams of small children.
I wish I had a majestic unicorn, but, I'm not a small child, and they are asexual, so I will never have one.
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A magical pony that has wings and a horn. And is filled with pure magic and candy, but is only in a Utopia.
Ariel: i wish i had a Majestic Unicorn.
Cassandra: There is no such thing.
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When you're having sex and as she's about to cum you stick your nose in her pussy and the cum shoots into your nose.
Babe let's do The Majestic Unicorn tonight
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