malbolge

A cancerous language of the programming world.

Bill: "Hey man! Wanna program with some Malbolge?"
Generic 12-Year-Old Internet User: "Fuck no boi. Get outta my swamp m8."

Malbolge

Malbolge is an esoteric programming language (like Befunge and ><>) designed to be impossible to use. It is so hard to use that the first program was not made by a human, but was generated by a beam search algorithm a while after Malbolge's creation. To make it hard to use, its creator (Ben Olmstead) added: a counter-intuitive 'crazy operation', a ternary (base 3) system, and self-altering code.

Yes I know I duplicated the Malbolge definition what like 3 times at this point but like it doesn't matter because NO ONE uses it whatsoever