Mallette

In the technology of sales, the term “Mallette” refers to a elevated level of success that has continued for a long period of time. (Usually 2 or more years)

It is commonly tied to the term “a living legend” but is specifically the long term streak someone has achieved over a period of years.

Derivation From Old French: Hammer of Iron

I’ve been on a hot streak lately but no where near Laura. She’s headed for a “Mallette” !!!

Mallett

Short for kick ass, party hardy, coolest ppl in the world. Only a select few individuals are blessed with this at birth. It is a tremindous responsibility, but the chosen ones pull it off remarkably!!

She is soooo Mallett!!! (awesome as fuck)

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Timmy Mallett

Timmy Mallett is one of the biggest assholes in the world, in the same way France is the asshole of Europe Timmy Mallett is the asshole of television.

Anybody who thinks dressing up like Elton John on meth is funny is not only very mistaken but also a cunt.

I'm Timmy Mallett look at my funny hat and glasses! IM A CUNT!

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Ninja-Justin Drew Bieber-Mallette

a cheating lying douche-bag that doesn't deserve to be alive.

You're such a Ninja-Justin Drew Bieber-Mallette

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dirty mallett

allows for easy scoring at the climax of a long drive.

Ass: "it was fourth and inches. so i went for the dirty mallett."
Hole: "nice work."

Mallett

A night out where you pay for fuck all but somehow end up pissed and a free lift home, or stop out to to get the cheapest way home possible

I’m gonna do a mallett tonight