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A singer of Columbian descent. His real name is Juan Luis Londono Arias and his stage name Maluma consists of the first two letters from names of three family members he holds dear. That's pretty boy for you.
Maluma is the official Pretty Boy, Dirty Boy. Whether he's more one than the other is left only for his true love to know.
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To do all things Maluma. Check his Instagram, listen to his music, post about him on my fan page, and wonder what he is doing this second
I need to stop malumaing and get to work.
Inspired by the Colombian singer, from the city of Medellin, Maluma, it's an expression that's understood by all cultures, nationalities, age groups and genders.
Works especially well in latin countries.
It's used when you don't have words to describe a certain event/situation that either went extremely well or that you have no regrets about.
Can also be utilized when you risk it all in a certain situation.
The expression can be used in a sentence as is, without spaces in between (malumababy) or even as a hashtag (#malumababy).
Friend 1: "Did you have fun last night at the party? I saw you talking with a girl near the bar and then I didn't see you again. Did you leave together?"
Friend 2: "maluma baby!"
Or
Person 1: "Are you really going to bungee jump from that high?"
Person 2: "malumababy"
Pulling a Maluma is the act of deep throating like a champ. The term originates from the Maluma and Ricky Martin sex tape. Maluma performs oral sex with exceptional skill. He does not seem to need to come up for air, leaving viewers wondering if there is some sort of nose breathing technique we need to work on. Additionally, he is able to execute fully on his technique while duely making sexy eyes for the camera.
Wow, papi !! You are the best !! How about I thank you by Pulling a Maluma tonight !?!?
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bad imitation of denis dosio. he’s very good at singing, and he’s known because he did kind of a remix of the song “yoshi”, calling it “soshika”. he’s very handsome, he loves raquel from la casa de papel and often screams her name in forests. he loves recreating scenes from la casa de papel and singing songs by tiziano ferro, dpg, fred de palma and other italian singers. he doesn’t know the song “perchè mi hai rotto il cuore”.
his best performances:
-continuo a chiedermi perchEeEeÈ questo bambino fa SOSHIKAAAA
-DI SERE NEREEEEEEEE
-scapperesti via con mEeEe, ma quale tour eiffEeEeL
-ti sbatto al cancello
-NO RAQUEL NON ANDARE LÌ CI SONO I CANI NO ASPETTA RAQUEL NO RAQUEL NO RAQUEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL
-ᵘⁿᵃ ᵐᵃᵗᵗⁱⁿᵃ ᵐⁱ ˢᵒⁿᵒ ᵃˡᶻᵃᵗᵒ, ᵒʰ ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᶜⁱᵃᵒ
-dimmi dOOOOve e quAndO
EXAMPLE 1
ilyas: COSA FAI PER POCO, ALLA FINE È UN GIOCO, CONTINUO A CHIEDERMI PERCHeEeÈ QUESTO BAMBINO FA SOSHIKA
A: is that ilyas maluma?
B: of course, he’s singing “soshika”!
EXAMPLE 2
A: hi ilyas
ilyas: ti sbatto al cancello baby
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