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A mans desire to have another mans ass cover the end of his little German helmet.
Boy, would I love to man hat that ass!
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a vagina thats been well used enough to fit the late john merricks swede in
i smashed some dirt the other night and she had a gash like the elephant mans hat
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A ten inch foreskin. Which can also be used to make fun of someone.
Oh my fucking god that guy had a man-hat-ten.
Dude your such a man-hat-ten
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The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.
"The Hat Man is love, the Hat Man is life."
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A man who spends his life satisfying everyone's sexual fantasies
"It is I the Hat Man here to eat your bones."
A very laddish game used for house parties of all varieties. This game entails one person to wear a hat, the spectacular the better, this person is "it". Whilst wearing the hat nobody is allowed to talk to that person or say said persons name. Any reference to the man in the hat should be to name them the man in the hat. Any breach of these rules results in the hat being passed to you. Especially good whilst drunk and/or stoned.
example 1
Ahmed as Man In The Hat: "Keane, did you win that game of pro evo?"
Keane: "No i lo..fuck you're wearing the hat!"
example 2
Ahmed, now as a regular player: "Whos wearing the hat?"
Random n00b "Keane is"
OR
Ahmed, now as a regular player: "Whos wearing the hat?"
Experienced player "The Man In The Hat is wearing the hat."
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another word for a woman's clitoris
suzie loves to play with the little man in the hat
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