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A paper towel, usually soaked in rubbing alcohol (to ward off infection) wrapped around a wound with duct or electric tape
"Dude, your leg is split open"
"It's cool, I'll just mandage it
The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:
first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.
Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.
Person 1: oh no, i cut my leg off!
person 2: Slap a mandage on it and sack up, pussy!
Mandages is hip and cool way to say nipple tape and has a plural form (Mandages).
Or when you use bandages to cover up your nipples to conceal or protect them.
I hate it when my nipples poke out of my t shirts, and shittily enough i ran out of mandages.
A mixture of mandarins and oranges.
*Ryan is eating mandarins and oranges*
Ryan: I'm eating oranges
Lena: No, you're eating mandages