White people who sound even whiter saying words like EXpresso, Eye-talian, mayrio, and PAhstah
Mangos-cock: “I LOVE EXpresso!! And super Mayrio brothers!!! He’s Eyetalian!!!!!”
Me: what a fuckin mangia-cock....
White people that look even whiter after saying things like Eye-talian, Expresso, Mayrio, and Pahstah.
Mangia-cock in a cafe: “oh hello Mayrio, I’ll order a small EXpresso”
Me: “fuckin’ mangia-cock....”