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When a man is with two Filipino women, one of whom is giving him fellatio while the other gives him analingus.
I went to the Philippines and hooked up with two locals who gave me a Manila Envelope.
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An ideal vessel for the dignified and impactful delivery of one's feces to an enemy. It must have a button and string clasp so that the recipient is held in suspense longer, anticipating the contents.
I will watch and count each time he slowly, curiously unwinds that manila envelope string. One, two, there's my poo!
I sent my ex's lawyer an anonymous manila envelope of my best wishes.