masturbation. Spoonerism of spanking the monkey.
Since everyoneβs on lockdown, my sex life is all just manking.
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To mank someone, it is a verb meaning having sex with a girl who is so short/light that you are able to convieniently pick her up as you do it. "Manking" has become a new way to have sex with short girls while standing up, and has created new oppurtunities for multitasking during sex.
Dude, that girl's ass is sooo hot; I just wanna mank the shit out of her.
Dude, I heard your little sister got manked!
"Where's Mark?" I heard he's manking that girl from his science class."
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Disgusting, revolting, minging, buzzing
I can't believe that video in Biology it was manking!
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disgusting, rotten, y'know yourself, just plain "icky"
"eww shtate a him !! his hair is so greasy !! he's mank !!"
"augh, that was mank !!!"
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a slang for weed in the jewish bergen county area
moshe: did u get the manks
chaim: hell yah we are going to get soo gooned tonight
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Person with a specific face. Girls would like to sit on it, but wouldn't want to wake up besides someone with this kind of face.
Samira: Did you get lucky last night?
Caitlyn: Yeah, I went to Manke's place.
Samira: I assume you left after he fell asleep??
Caitlyn: Yeah yeah of course. Why would I ever wake up besides a Manke.
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