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Manspeaking is when, among a conversation of women, a man speaks without first being spoken to. This term is used by feminist to silence a man who's speaking when their input in the conversation is not needed. To avoid manspeaking, you must wait to be spoken to first before saying a word. If you're not spoken to, stick to being the obedient, silent, good male feminist that you're supposed to be.
(NOTE: manspeaking usually only applies to conversations among feminists)
Feminist 1: that's the problem with this hetero-patriarchal society we live in.
Feminist 2: Yes. exactly.
Male: Yeah. The patriarchy is terrible.
Feminist 1: stop MANSPEAKING. No one asked you to say anything about this.
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A series of short guttural noises that convey a large amount of meaning between two or more members of the male species. (Warning: not understood by women, feminine males, or trannies)(c)
Boy: "Grunt"
Other Boy: "I totally understand"
Definiton of grunt:"I have had a bad day please leave me alone"
Ex: I cant understand you I am too sensitive to translate your manspeak
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1:(adj)Denotes a discussion or confession which is completely honest and completely confidential between all men present, usually 2 and usually inappropriate, sexual, and/or serious.
2:(v) to have such a discussion
1:
Mike: Holy crap dude, this is totally manspeak, but i just banged Carl's sister.
James: WTF she's 17! and hot... I wont say anything, but goddam...
2:
Carl: Mike, can i manspeak to you for a second?
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In my delusional world, a manspeaker is a man who has committed the international-level felony of speaking without permission from a woman. Manspeaking is the third highest crime known to the human race, right after mass homicide and child sex trafficking.
Dan: "Good morning, Ms. Bonaparte! How are you feeling tod-"
Ms. Bonaparte: "AAAAAAAHHH!!!! MANSPEAKER! MANSPEAKER! HELP!!!!!!!!"
Dan: *is immediately arrested, and is sentenced to death by lethal injection the following morning*