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1. a fat old person
2. doesn't know how to have fun
3. can be boring most of the time in less you were born after 1980
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Said man blows his load on a plate, whereby, he proceeds to snort the sperm off of the plate. This is followed by placing one's nose and face in the women's groin area and blowing a snot rocket into the vaginal area where said woman can become pregnant.
Woman, "Hey I would like to get pregnant WITHOUT having sex or going to a fertility clinic" Man, "I have the PERFECT solution!! Lets do the MARBURGER!!"
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A virus closely related to Ebola with a 50% death rate, which is not widely known because no large outbreaks have been reported for decades. The early symptoms include jaundice, blood in eyes, and head and stomach pains. Later symptoms are vomiting up one’s stomach lining and blood (or vomito negro), meager brain activity, and hemorrhaging, which includes the liquifying of one’s organs and blood seeping from all orifices. Marburg is closely linked to bat guano in Kitum Cave.
Shem Musoke is a survivor of Marburg virus, which he was infected with after a patient with it vomited in his face.