House: You mix rocking, grunting, sweating, and dystonia with concerned parents, and you get an amateur diagnosis of epilepsy. In actuality, all your little girl is doing is saying "Yoo-hoo" to the hoo-hoo.
Mom: She's what?
House: Marching the penguin. Ya-yaing the sisterhood. Finding Nemo. It's called gratification disorder. It's sort of a misnomer. If one was unable to gratify one's self, that would be a disorder.
Mom: Are you saying she's masturbating?
House: I was trying to be discrete, there is a child in the room.
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Masturbating, can also be called "Marching the Penguins."
Andrew went to march the penguins after seein that hot chick.
The process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.
March of the penguins is the process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles and waddling in a penguin like fashion, to enable you to clean up after masturbating.
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The walk people do out of the bathroom when there is no toilet paper. Or when someone shits their pants on the way to the can.
βMan you should have seen the bathroom at the Jetβs game after they ran out of TPβ
βIt was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.β
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When you cum in someone's ass and shove a popsicle up the anus which dams the splooge so as to force the recipient to march like a penguin to the commode.
Last night I came in Perry's ass and didn't want him to spill my seed on my bedsheet, so I made him do The March of The Penguin.
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The march of the drunk penguins traditionally occurs on saturday and sunday mornings in college dining halls around the world. It occurs when hung over college girls- fresh off getting their asses pounded the night before at a fraternity house-scavenge for food. The late night ass poundings were so severe that the girls limp while walking in the cafeteria line, much like antarctic penguins.
Paul: Hey man, what do you wanna do this weekend?
Christian: I think I'm gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. Nature at its course is so fascinating to me! To think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!
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