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A condition wherin an individual (usually female, though not always) has an uncontrollable urge to fall asleep while engaged in sexual congress with a guy who claims to be Spanish. This is a dangerous condition, which can sometimes result in the sufferer to receive an unexpected dirty sanchez.
Hey, how was the party last night?
Not so great--I got food poisoning from the "Spanish" tortilla, and ended up with a bout of Marcolepsy. I need a shower. And some bleach.
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A condition characterised by a tendency to fall into a deep short sleep after being subjected to boring and deadly dull Spotify podcasts by attention-seeking narcissistic liars who only want to talk about themselves.
I see Harry was late clocking in for his McDonald's shift again. He said he had another Marcolepsy attack.
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seizure induced euphoria resulting from experiencing marco, a combining form meaning “happy seizure,” used in describing ultimate awesomeness in this life and the next
Variants: marcoleptic, marcolepnia, marcolepxtacy, marcoleptitude
Dude! You're a marcoleptic!
As Dawn lay on her bed shaking, she knew in all her being that marcolepsy was more fantastic than she had ever imagined.
One of the most notable signs of marcolepsy is shaking in your inner being.
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When the player of a DnD character is missing for a session and the explanation for the character's absence is "They're asleep." Named after a character whose player was frequently missing.
Player: Dang, they've been missing for a while...
DM: Yeah, the Marcolepsy is real. It's contagious too, you know?