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he is a man who owns a store and people have caught him masterbating behind his desk
he also probaly keeps children in his storage locker.
he is a wild beast who roams around his shop ready to pounce on children who come in.
marden is very feisty
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he is a legend. he works in a comer store and he likes the kwik wank every so often but do not mess with him because he hides a shotgun under his counter fully loaded.
in going to visit marden
Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.
I always dreamed to square marden.
1.A person who loves the 13 inch black penis and who masterbates to black males at friends houses 24/7
2.A person who will never get laid
3.A complete douch ass bag
P.S. dont take this shit seriously its just a joke and if any one named Steavy Marden sees this im not talkin about him im talking about my friend Stevie
Dude dont be a steavy thats gay.
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Marden me is a definition for saying pardon you!
Mark-*sneezes*
Bobby- marden you
1. Listening to Music (for more than an hour) while simultaneously perusing Facebook!
2. Having no ability what so ever to type...like zero ability
Bob: Hey man what you doing
Jennifer: I am not a man
Bob: oh sorry my bad...hey girl what you up to
Jennifer: Nothing much just pulling a marden
Bob: Oh ok thats cool. Hey are Katie and Ben facebook Official yet?
Jenniffer: hmm no from my facebook stalking so far there are no notifications of such a relationship..by the way this new song from Lil wayne is amazing
Bob: you are definitely pulling a Marden
Bob:
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