marilyn monroe syndrome

1. A really hot female who only seems to date guys well below her league.

2. A really attractive female who has low self-esteem and confidence in herself, even though she is a really nice and genuine person.

1.) "Dude, did you see that girl?!"
"Yeah, but don't bother trying to get with her she's such a Marilyn - she's seeing that Brody guy."

2.) "Why does she have to be so down about herself? She looks great!"
"Yeah, I think she might have Marilyn Monroe Syndrome she doesn't see all the nice things about herself that we see."

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Marilyn Monroe Syndrome

A condition that delusional fat women suffer from, whereby they cite that Marilyn Monroe was a size 16, proving that beauty standards have changed, and therefore fat is beautiful. Unbeknownst to them is that the sizes of clothing in Monroe's time were measured differently and a size 16 in the 1950s was roughly equivalent to a size 8. In reality, Monroe weighed about 120 pounds.

Sea Cow--OMG stop body shaming me, fat is beautiful, don't you know Marilyn Monroe was a size 16?
Person--Bitch, you've got Marilyn Monroe Syndrome. fat shaming sea cow man the harpoons Marilyn Monroe land whale

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