MARKUSS

SEXY, FUN, CONFIDENT, BIG, TOUGH, STRONG, WILL KILL ANYONE THAT FUCKS WITH HIM OR HIS GIRLFRIEND

MARTIN-"IM MARKUSS I PLAY LACROSSE, IM COOL."
MARKUSS-"IM GOING TO TO BEAT YOUR ASS!"
MARTIN-"ILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE...OR 2."
MARKUSS- DRIVES TO SAN DIEGO (WAITS FOR MARTIN AFTER PRACTICE) AND HITS HIM WITH HIS BLUE TOYOTA COROLA SPORTS.

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Markuss

Big dick energy, usually tall and very charismatic. Gets hella girls and is the most wanted man with women and men.

Ayo Markuss has a humongous shlong
Look, its Markuss, hes probably fucked 20 women today.

Markusse

Red haired person that everyone likes.

Also a person that smokes a lot.

I don't believe in god, I believe in Markusse!

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Markuss

A man who needs to be dicked down and get a shotgun blown up his asshole, this man is too horny for his own good.

"MARKUSS YOUR WEINER IS TOO BIGGGG"
"i will kill you markuss"
"IM HORNY FOR YOU MARKUSS"-DOM

Markuss

Big Dreams lil dick

Damn my friend be actin Markuss recently

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Markuss

I have known a Markuss my whole life and wll this is what i think of him... Big Belly, small PP

"How was it? "bad"
"Oh it must've been a Markuss"

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